The Marvelous Misadventures of Cake Alenko, accomplice to the great Shipper!
Cake Alenko is best Alenko. Youtube captions have made the internet whole once more. :D
ALSO: This was spawned into our world in the name of the great Jeffery Commander and the seasick captions: http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/page/4
Cheerios, me brigands!